QUITTER!

That's right, I am! I'm quitting the dogblog.

It was annoying to make sure I posted everyday.
But more importantly, I love dogs. That's a fact. And instead of focusing on that, every dog was just becoming a number.
Not "wow, that dog has an adorable face that i want to hold" or "kinda gross," just
"12, wait.. was that 12? yeah, definitely 12."

The dogs in my life don't deserve that.
You're all much much more than machinery for a dumb blog.

Drive by Barking

This is the first time out of the NYC that I've counted dogs.

Urban or not, I did see a dog that looked at me as our cars passed each other on the highway. He was uncomfortable and scrunched in the back of a station wagon. That was probably why he didn't seem interested when I waved.



7 non NYC dogs.

Scoreboard! Scoreboard!

Close, but by the time I got home:

Dogs: 4
Jill: 1

11 (again)

11.

A Dog Proof

I watched I'll Do Anything tonight. If you can figure out these (advanced)math problems (loosely) related to the movie you'll find out how many dogs I saw today.

-how many lbs. Albert Brooks has gained since Defending your Life(12x2/2)...it was made in 91

-this little girl is really ____ yrs old. she looks like she's ___. Either way she can't drink until she's __ and when you look at that number backwards that equals the number of dogs I saw today.

Now take that number and add 1.

What did you get????


YAY! You're right.
13.
No? Wrong number?
Your fault, get it together and try again.

11

11

Sunday: A Full Week of Counting Dogs

When I walked out of my apt. within the first 7 minutes I was already up to 8 dogs!
That's more than a dog a minute people.
Would it be this busy all day????
Thankfully... no, the numbers dropped throughout the day.




Day 7: 42 dogs.
I'm tired.

Who let the dawg blawg out

HI.

This number of dogs needs no introduction.

56.

WOW. ONE ONLY HAD 3 LEGS.

WHOA(FFF)

Everyone relax.
Sure it's humid in January and we're about 2 weeks away from a Day After Tomorrow situation.

Stop being so negative, it brought the dogs out!


9 F-ing dogs.
Day 5 is the new winner...or should I saw weiner?
Yeah, I should.

A small conundrum

Dog numbers before The Blood Diamond were the lowest of the year. Big fat 0.
However, there was a dog featured in one scene. At first I was like, "Sweet! First dog of the day!" But then my excitement ceased and I didn't know whether or not this dog counted. Sure, it was a dog alright but what if I just watched Animal Planet all day. Or a dog movie marathon. Not acceptable.

I decided it counted this time and this time only because I hadn't thought of it until the situation presented itself. After this, no filmed or televised dogs will count.

Then walking home I saw another dog.


Day 4: 2 dogs, 1 of which is a professional.

Day 3

6 Dogs, here's the breakdown:


3 walking
2 barking
1 IGNORED ME (also walking)!

And on the 2nd day...

Good Jill: I only saw ONE dog today, isn't that just silly?
Evil Jill: Go fuck yourself.

Dogblog 2k7

I decided that I'm going to keep a daily record of how many dogs I see for the whole year. I wonder if I'll remember. LET'S SEE!


Day 1: 7 dogs.